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the Burningtown News. The following information might be helpful when you are
reading the news. Initials
used are: LF is my wife. JG, LG, CG, and WG are John, Lynne, Caitlyn,
and William Garrison. Lynne is my daughter. Caitlyn and William are two of my
four grandchildren. GT and ST are George and Sharon Taylor. Sharon is my
daughter. GJ, JF, MJ, and KJ are Gregg, Judy, Meredith, and Kendall Jones.
Judy is my daughter. Meredith and Kendall are two of my four grandchildren.
Here is a family picture. FOUTS
FAMILY PICTURE
| | Kneeling
in front, Lucille Fouts, Caitlyn Garrison holding Meredith, Judy Fouts holding
Kendall Jones, and Sharon Taylor.
In the second row, Edna Roper who is Lucille's sister, Lynne Garrison, Merritt
Fouts and George Taylor. In the back row are Gregg Jones, William Garrison, and
John Garrison. |
Initials
in the signature are: LF,
Operations Editor, My wife Lucille. She works most of the time. AM, Arts
Illustration Editor is Angela Martin. She and her husband, BM, One of the reporters,
live on Matlock Creek. They used to live next door to us on Burningtown. RP, Photographic
Editor, is Ralph Preston. He is one of the best if not the best photographer in
the nation. He is a professional videographer. One or two of his pictures is usually
included each Sunday. You can contact him to purchase prints of his pictures at:
ralph.preston@mchsi.com www.snowhillvideo.com ST is Sharon Taylor,
my daughter DD is Denis Desmond. DL is Dave Linn. LM is Linda McKay.
NWO is Nita Welch Owenby
The reporters are Barry Clinton, Patsy Clinton, Donnie
Bishop, Kathy Hart, Cindy Kinard, Gail Knight, and Brent Martin. Sometimes other
people write articles.
We would love to hear from you. We would like to have you write an article or
two for the Burningtown News or send a letter to the editor. Comments and
suggestions are always welcome. Most of the time, there isn't any news on
Burningtown so news has to be made up. For that reason all new subscribers are
asked to read the
DISCLAIMER.
Le
Loos Bullfinch, his wife Cellini, Arnold Rostand, Hulu Trollpe, his wife, Lulu,
are Luchorpans who live in caves up on Luchorpan Mountain above our house. I see
and talk with them from time to time. They are Little People about 15-24 inches
tall. Le Loos is the ruler of all the Luchorpans who live up there. As a matter
of fact, he is the President of all Luchorpan People all over the world. Many
people other than me have seen indications (but have not actually seen) the Luchorpan
People. Le Loos is approximately 5000 years old. Arnold has a dog named Armah.
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are wealthy and very intelligent. | | DISCLAIMER
Part
of the Burningtown News is true, a part is pure fiction which comes from the imagination
of one of the editors. Sometimes the thought for the fiction comes from one of
our staff members. The editors of the Burningtown News do not attempt to
distinguish between truth and fiction although they are aware of which is which.
It is up to the reader to discern what is being read and to choose for himself/herself
what is true and what is not. "Most", sometimes, "all"
of the news is true. So far there has not been an edition that is all "fiction"
although there have been editions which were mostly fiction. This is not
done in any attempt to mislead our subscribers but to increase understanding and
ambiance between editors and readers. We hope you will understand. Fiction
is described as being a "lie" in the dictionary but is also described
as "an imaginative creation or a pretense that does not represent actuality
but has been invented." It is also defined as being "a LITERARY work
whose content is produced by the imagination and is not necessarily based on fact."
Fiction in the Burningtown News fits the later definition. You must decide
for yourself what is truth and what is fiction when it comes to the Burningtown
News. The editors take no responsibility whatsoever for your decisions.
Sometimes words will be misspelled. Sometimes there will not be any paragraphs
and if there are they may not be in the right place. Punctuation will not always
be correctly placed. It's the Burningtown News. Burningtown is a place where
people are what they are. We do not have the time to correct every little
error that is made. Errors you think are errors may be correctly stated the way
we think. We hope you will forgive us when you see an error and consider that
it is Burningtown News you are reading. WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO MAKE MISTAKES
WHETHER ACCIDENTALLY OR INTENTIONALLY. |
MF and LF, Editors of Burningtown News
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